LONGLEAF STORIES

full circle in the hundred acre wood

Vanilla Steam

Lyndhurst Gallery Beige

Free Wheeling

Riviera Dune

Desert Fortress

Mesa Tumbleweed

Churchill Hotel Navajo White

Muslin Wrap

Polished Ivory

Whispering Wind

Quill

Stormy Weather

Homestead Resort Cameo White

Thistle Seed

Ivory Lace

White Light

Raw Linen

Cloth

White Smoke

Pale Silk

Pale Chamois

Gypsum

Dusty Sands

Cassia

Courtyard Tan

Warm Buff

Milk Paint

Stone

Latte

Bay Oyster

Garlic Clove

Cafe Cream

Pecan

Quail Egg

 

We’re collecting paint chips. The search is on for that perfect neutral — not stark white, not yellow, not tan, not tinged with blue, pink or peach.

Plain vanilla. One would think it would be ubiquitous in the paint department, but alas, not so.

This is more confusing than wine tasting or perfume testing.

“And you, sir/madam, what do you do for a living?”

“I’m a recovering blogger*. Now I have a real job. I think up names for paint chips.”

“Ah.”

* An homage to Tom Montag, The Middlewesterner.

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