Lyndhurst Gallery Beige
Churchill Hotel Navajo White
Homestead Resort Cameo White
We’re collecting paint chips. The search is on for that perfect neutral — not stark white, not yellow, not tan, not tinged with blue, pink or peach.
Plain vanilla. One would think it would be ubiquitous in the paint department, but alas, not so.
This is more confusing than wine tasting or perfume testing.
“And you, sir/madam, what do you do for a living?”
“I’m a recovering blogger*. Now I have a real job. I think up names for paint chips.”
* An homage to Tom Montag, The Middlewesterner.